ME: OK, guess how old I am.
GIRLS: Forty!
ME: [Incredulous]...No. No, you're wrong. Guess again.
[GIRLS eventually get it right after several guesses]
ME: Right. I'm twenty. [All peppy and teacher-ish] What are YOU girls going to do when you're twenty??:D
GIRLS: Die.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I thought I should celebrate quick before you are lion brunch, so I made you a birthday cupcake!
No, I didn't. But I did make you a birthday blueberry muffin with chocolate frosting...
I love you, Hudson! I hope you have an amazing day (when it comes), and p.s. I secretly want you to live ;)

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